A fellow anti-Bush voter sent these to me and I pass them along for your amusement:

Hey fellow election watchers: Here's a few disparaging quips about the
President from some late night TV hosts. I deleted the ones I didn't
think were especially funny, so I hope you enjoy the abbreviated list.
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"President Bush has unveiled his first campaign commercial,
highlighting all of his accomplishes in office. That's why it's a 60-second spot."
--Jay Leno
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"President Bush says he has just one question for the American
voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four
years ago?'" -- Jay Leno
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"The election is in full-swing. Republicans have taken out
round-the-clock ads promoting George Bush. Don't we already have that?
It's called Fox News." -- Craig Kilborn
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"There was a scare in Washington when a man climbed over the White
House wall and got arrested. This marks the first time a person has gotten
into the White House unlawfully since President Bush." -- David Letterman
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"This week, both John Kerry and Wesley Clark are making campaign
appearances with the guys who saved their lives in Vietnam. Meanwhile
President Bush is campaigning with a guy that once took a math test
for him."
-- Conan O'Brien
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"It's weird watching President Bush struggle with excuses for why we
went to war. As he struggles, it reminds us all what a terrific liar Bill
Clinton really was."
-- Craig Kilborn
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"The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fighting contract in
Iraq to the firm once run by the Vice President Dick Cheney without
any competitive bidding. When asked if this could be conceived as Cheney's
friends profiting from the war, the spokesman said "Yes".
-- Conan O'Brien
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"Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-code
system to warn the public about different states of danger. Red is the
highest state of alert, and it means that Dick Cheney is about to eat
a mozzarella stick."
-- Conan O'Brien
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Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore
and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs,
and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote
for Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come
true!"
-- James Carville