Here’s a fun meme taken from Kat

Karl is cute, and he knows how to shoot
Karl is ordering french fries
Karl is visited at work and we see him make eye contact for the first time
Karl is an answer in search of a few thousand questions
Karl is king. He will never kneel before you.
Karl is a prolific researcher and writer.
Karl is, at heart, a philosopher.
Karl is known for talking trash on the golf course
Karl is on his way back
KARL is the supreme master of the universe and beyond Petition

Directions: Type “(your name) is” (with the quotes) into a Google search; cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt Google shows you, don’t click the link and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with “(your name) is.”