I just posted the following ad in an online roommate search program:

It’s a large place. Hardwood floors downstairs and carpeting upstairs, with a basement for laundry and storage. I don’t smoke, but I have allowed my friends to, though that is negotiable. I’m located close to Wash U & the Delmar Loop so the location is great. I have a medium sized dog, lots of fish, and large bar. Lifestyle would be hipster professional liberal intellectual, most of my friends are either in law or education & we have semi frequent BBQs so the ideal roommate would be social. Central air is great, but pricy, figure 425 rent plus 150 as one half of the utilities for your budget.

Thoughts?