You Are Eli! Neighbor to the Tenenbaums, you were
a regular fixture at family gatherings,
holidays, and most mornings before school.
"Why're you wearing Pajamas? Do you live
here?" Royal once asked you. Over the
years, you gained a sort of literary celebrity
as a historical fiction writer, and used the
money for drugs, strange paintings, and porn
videos. You have a liason with Margot, and
then find out that your best friend Richie is
in love with her. At Etheline and Henry's
wedding, you realize that you have a problem.
Your most memorable line is, "I always
wanted to be a Tenenbaum."


Which ROYAL TENENBAUMS Character Are You?
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