Things I need advice about, as per Michelle’s comment….

#1 Middle name: Elliot Karlson, Elliot Karlsen, Elliot Carlson, Elliot Carlsen.

#2 Why did I get up at 3:30 a.m.?

#3 How can I get all of my grading done and still have a life evenings and weekends? It’s like having a second job.