I just had a talk with my powerball ticket, he matched two of the five numbers (42 & 45). I said, “What were you thinking? Just two more numbers and you would have been worth five grand. Don’t you want to be worth money?” Now my powerball ticket is sad and I have a contrite heart. “I am sorry powerball, I know you tried your best. It’s hard to keep up your brave little pink face with the weight of all statistics against you.” The powerball ticket responded surprisingly, “Karl, I hope you win someday, but remember that this lottery thing is a double tax on stupidity and desperation, so don’t hold your breath.” Hehe