Why is my rug on the front lawn? Are we reenacting The Swimmer? NO! It’s drunken cleaning day!!!!!!!! Where only half of the solvents are intended for surfaces, the rest are for depth. I have one of those roommates who gets on cleaning tares – she is oiling the baseboards as we speak. I just took some of the plants back outside – was this wise? Is spring sprung? We shall see. All things are possible on drunken cleaning day. Just don’t forget to give the house gods their shot of rum!!!