There’s a learning curve to this…

I found an old razor in a junk drawer, the kind that you buy classic simple blades for. I thought, “This is great. No more spending tons of money on Gillette’s crap. Ten blades for $2.50.”

There’s a reason that they sell the blades next to the stiptic pencils. When my dad taught me to shave he bought me my first stiptic, which is essentially a salt lick in the form of a pencil. When you cut yourself shaving you rub the salt in to stop the flow of blood. I haven’t needed mine in years. Yeah, today I am bleeding from all those hard to shave places like a stuck pig.