I was just looking out the widow and I saw a brachiating monkey silhouetted on cloud shining up from a south city halogen lamp (you know, Batman style). I called commissioner Bradly and it appears he and Beth have six weeks to move out, as their landlords have been spooked by all this talk of a real estate bubble and they are putting the place on the market as soon as the current lease runs out. I gave all the usual Bruce Wayne advice (buy the place, buy the place next door, etc). It remains now for the commenters of yore to arise and solve this crises for them.