Karl’s mom’s so you’ve got some rotten bananas afternoon killer edible procrastination banana bread:


1 cup sugar
½ cup butter or Cisco shortening – any arterial hardener or coagulant will do
Blend into glop
Once you have glop please add the juice of two eggs
Pretend not to notice tiny umbilical cord connecting yoke with egg white
(discard hard-shell chicken uterus peel)
Blend quickly into yellow glop to avoid thinking about implications of the food chain
Add two large or three small bananas (also without peel)
Blend into more viscous mellow yellow glop
Add on teaspoon vanilla extract to glop so that there is a trendy black swirl in your glop like a disco bumblebee acid trip of culinary genius
In your grandmother’s sifter combine one teaspoon salt, one teaspoon baking powder, and two cups of white-boy-bleach-my-nutrients-out-and-then-cram-um-back-in-with- crazy-minerals-from-strip-mines-in-Africa flour
Sift powders into glop which we will now call batter while using grandmother’s hand mixer to mix by hand (wonder why you ended up with grandma’s baking toys when you don’t bake much (voted by grandchild collective most likely to bake at all(as current baking evidences) by can’t boil water siblings))

Grease down bread pan with Crisco and a light dusting of flour
Add batter to pan and bake at 350 degrees for one hour or until done

Toothpick test
Eat
Digest
Spread requisite nutrients throughout body using complex interrelated systems of respiration, circulation, excretion etc to maintain for some short while the ongoing chemical fire of your temporary and finite existence

Best with butter or possibly toasted.