You just can’t make this shit up. Here are two gems from the week:

"The key to success is for you to make a habit throughout your life of doing the things you fear."
Vincent Van Gogh (1853-1890)
Dutch painter
first career: art salesman
sales quiz:
what is the most expensive painting sold at auction?

"Service is what life is all about."
Marian Wright Edelman (1939 - )
founder and president of the Children's
Defense Fund, first African American woman
admitted to the Mississippi Bar

sales check:
do your customers know you know
that service is king?

They've managed to equate Mother Teresa with the clerk at McDonalds, where service is king.